Rat Bastard 

A supposed human who is actually lower that a human being, but to make things worse, is able to pretend to be a human being. Someone who'd likely steal from his own brothers and suck up to his in-laws

That Rat Bastard PW sucks his stupid mother-in-laws ass while never visiting his own momma

Rat Bastard by Krakz Artimius December 1, 2006

gay bastard 

Illegitimate offspring of a couple who also happens to be gay.

His parents were never married and he turned out to be a homosexual...gay bastard!

gay bastard by Dennis Jungbluth June 25, 2003

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard 

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008

limey bastard 

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.

"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"

limey bastard by TimFS October 24, 2004

Emo Bastard 

An Emo Bastard is an annoying dick that you have to socialise with because they linger about like a bad smell talking about THURSDAY and how they made them cry at the gig and how their RUFIO T-shirts colours are fading. Emo bastards like to cry about everything and play metallica solos on their guitars craply even though they tell people that they only listen to emo genred music. They like to attempt to steal your mates too so if you see one, normally wearing a t-shirt with a band that you havent heard of to be "cool" and/or have greasy skin/hair and trousers that are too tight/baggy, boot them in the pussy.

Mike Barker is Such an Emo Bastard, all he does is think hes' good at guitar and pretend he has friends. What a loser eh kieron?

Emo Bastard by Jamie Chang December 30, 2003

cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

cat fucking bastard by 905 Residents January 10, 2007

Emo Bastard 

an emo bastard, is a guy who is not only emo, but thinks he is superior to everyone because of that. He won't socialise with anyone outside of the emo genre, refusing to be seen with anyone 'mainstream' even though the whole trend of 'emo' is TOTALLY mainstream now anyway. Also they won't broaden their horizons and realise there is a WIDE range of music that is way cool and not emo/screamo, anyone whos emo is a bastard anyway, an EMO BASTARD!! and anyone sticking up for an emo bastard is crap. also a female version is called an emo bitch and i have come across many in my time, with their stuck up bimboey materialism. what happened to individuality, jesus christ!

k im done

Emo Bastard- omfgz like lk at that shmexi bitch, she is 'teh sex'
emobitch - i hate that skank she totally copied my skinnies idea!! *straigtens fringe

Emo Bastard by tadaaaa April 9, 2006