Double Barrel

To ejaculate on the receiver's face, getting cum in both eyes (by purpose or accident)

"I'm definitely not getting a call-back after that double barrel."

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Double Barrel Shotgun

When a girl is peeing and you insert your penis into her and you both piss at the same time

Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?

Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily

by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019

Double Barrel Shotgun

The act of wanking off two men simultaneously into your face.

Sarah pumped the double barrel shotgun into her face.

by MeinFeurer January 28, 2022

Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once

Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha

by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019

Not my barrel of toads

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".

"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"

by ToadNose January 17, 2024

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016