Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022

The batman

When your smashin in a ally and your parents find you but you shoot them with the load.

My friend harry tried the batman this weekend he was put down.

by 694206969 November 15, 2021

batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.

"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"

by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022

Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

The Batman

The Batman will save lives and make love to your wives.

Fix leaks and also spring a leak , it’s the belt chicks dig the belt

They Know it was The Batman!

Robert Miller is The Batman - the echo shhhhhhh

by Milller bobert November 3, 2018

Batman

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.

Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...

by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013

Batman

Batman, "The Bat", or Bruce Wayne, is a DC superhero who features Bruce Wayne, a rich man, who has the secret identity of Batman and has devoted his life to stop crime. Batman, instead of having powers, owns many realistic gadgets (ie. grappling hooks)and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The villains range from common drug dealers to psycho maniacs, such as the Joker. Batman has been featured in comics, video games, movies, TV shows, and more. Batman wears a bat-like mask and a dark cape which he uses to glide. In many peoples' opinions, Batman is the best superhero.

I just saw Batman glide overhead.

by Lord MI May 30, 2014