Neeto Burrito

A combining of the two words Neeto and Burrito. used for exclamatory purposes.

guy1 "Dude, Look at this" guy2 "WOAH, that's a Neeto Burrito"

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Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

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a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

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The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

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Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

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A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

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A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.

Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito

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