blast off

The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

blastard

Black + Bastard= Blastard

A Black Bastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.

by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007

blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

by RevStan January 9, 2004

Brain Blast

A brain blast is when you go in for brain surgery and while the doctor has your head cut open, ejaculates into your brain.
Also when you shove your penis so far up someone's nose and jizz, it touches their brain.

I went in to get brain surgery and when I woke up I realized I had a brain blast!

Anthony's girlfriend Tiffany wanted oral, but he instead gave her a brain blast!

by Fat Librarian September 16, 2015

Blant

N. A blunt (marijuana rolled cigar)

Pronounced Bah-lant with stress on the (ah) similiar to the noise a sheep makes.

Person 1: I'm about to blaze this blunt.

Foreigner 1: You mean to say you are smoking thee blant.

by hkhk January 10, 2008

Anal Blast

(N): Anal Blast; When someone is pounding the shit out of another's ass hole and proceeds to ejaculate into their asshole.
(V): Anal Blasting; the act of anal blasting.

(1): So how'd it go?
(2): Well, not bad for a first date. It started out kinda slow, but before I knew it we were anal blasting.
(1): Awesome!

by Anonymous . September 9, 2008

Tokyo Sand-Blast

a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face

man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill

by Burt f-ing Reynolds November 25, 2010