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zach ham

Man i dont want to be a zach ham
by John16349 December 6, 2016
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Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead
I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off
by Self ham king November 29, 2021
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basting the ham

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her
by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018
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Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world
by Mistysocks August 25, 2022
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Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids
Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.
"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."
by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013
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