Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.
by yuhyuhariola July 01, 2021
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ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one
Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”
by babyh8r July 21, 2021
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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).
Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!
by jcrone January 10, 2012
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thick ham

That girl has somw thick ham
by 3loh55a May 09, 2017
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puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.
Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.
by Big_daddy_neeps May 26, 2011
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 19, 2021
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ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco
That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak
by shna2shrp February 15, 2016
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