saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

Genuine Asshole

Someone who possibly is more than just living.

A genuine asshole is always serious. Especially when they are.

by TheWomenWithA's April 20, 2020

Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.

Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

My Ass is an Asshole

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.

Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."

by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017

Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017