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alternative is someone who does whatever the fuck they want and doesnt care about what anyone says.
they could listen to rock,punk,metal ect, but not care about the baggyness of trews, and wear short denim and scally clothes.
its up to the person really. it isnt someone trying to set up a new "thing" at all.
*fill in name here*: EEEEEEH, why u listening to THAT?!
Alternative: because i want to, jerk
*same name as 1st*:...............oh.
by shush_you July 4, 2004
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Alternative Press

The best music magazine out there, referred to as AP. Go to altpress.com for retailers.
Yes! The Mars Volta is on the cover of this month's Alternative Press!
by soradical January 31, 2006
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porcelain altar

A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.
"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"
by cpujunkie2007 November 24, 2007
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Altair Syndrome

A term given to any character in a video game who inexplicably dies by simply touching the water despite them being able to accomplish many other amazing feats.

The name is taken from the character Altair in Assassin's Creed who, despite being a trained assassin who can leap from 50 foot towers into hay and survive, cannot swim and dies from going to deep into the water.

Often used as a cheap way to stop players accessing certain areas by game developers, similar to the invisible wall.
John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - Brilliant with a gun, managed to take on entire gangs and the Mexican army by himself, cannot swim and dies in waist deep water - Altair syndrome

Eddie Riggs (Brutal Legend) - Guitar playing, axe wielding, half demon roadie who lead an army to defeat an demon emperor of a heavy metal based land. Similar problem to John Marston - Altair Syndrome

Batman (Arkham City) - He's batman, do I even need to explain this - Altair syndrome
by Xaero Tolerance March 21, 2012
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Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it
Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.
by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019
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Palo Alto

1. Uber rich California town that made it's zillions from the tech boom of the 80's. Went down a bit after the tech market crashed, but the residents are still far from poor.

2. A kickass song by Radiohead, probably about the same town.
1. An outhose in Palo Alto would probably cost more than the house you live in.

2. "In a city of the future, it is difficult to concentrate. Meet the boss, meet the wife. Everybody's happy, everyone is made for life."- Radiohead
by Mikal K May 13, 2005
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Altiar

The most badass Assassin ever. Popularized by the hit video game "Assassin's Creed".
Altiar will assassinate you!
by Kevin Esser December 8, 2007
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