Alpha Gamer

A person whose decisions are peak performance and whose actions are the only course that should ever be taken when it comes to the realm of games. An Alpha Gamer will obviously play the game for every member of his team, over-rule their opinions at every opportunity and bring any game to a screeching alt until his original, superior plan is carried out.

"Dude, why does this guy move my pawn, hold my cards and tell me exactly what I should do and when ?"
"He's an Alpha Gamer, might as well be playing on his own."

by toastmann October 8, 2022

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Alpha Kenny Buddy

A typical batshit insane and loud wikinazi from en.uesp.net. Call the police. They censor, opress and whitewash other criminal wikinazis like RobinHood70 from en.uesp.net.

I know Alpha Kenny Buddy - said no one.
I trust Alpha Kenny Buddy - said no one.
Alpha Kenny Buddy is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog October 17, 2023

alphamacy (alpha-macy)

1)...to describe how alpha someone is.. the scale in which we determine how alpha someone is.

2)...how we gauge someones dominant behavior..

1)...(dude 1) yo dude, check out all the alphamacy in the room. (dude 2) whatever my alphamacy (alpha-macy)dominates all.

2)...(girl 1) hey tanya, look at those geeks over there..
(girl 2) yeah, there total duesh bags, they lack alphamacy (alpha-macy)in all aspects.

by richie rich from martinez ca February 18, 2010

Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

Fred: What's the Keyboard Alphabet?

George: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011

blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

female alpha

AT

I tried to decide a time for dinner but AT—being the female alpha she is—alphaed tf outta me.

by Rfahey October 23, 2020