Horny as a Rat

When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way

Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?

Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!

by SometimesAsian June 5, 2020

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Girl wearing a skirt as a top

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic

Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top

by Kan't Vaccinate DemKids February 11, 2021

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019