I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Baby Father

What white people call their baby daddy.

“ Isn’t that Jessica’s baby daddy”

“ Girl Jessica is white, that’s her baby father…get it right.”

by Sluttymcslutslut94 March 1, 2025

born out of you're fathers rectum

you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people

you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells

by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022

father figure

Holding ur hand up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025