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Grunty Face

A fake "Grunt" Face that people make to "Act" like they are helping you move, or lift something.
When you ask a friend to help you move your couch, but instead of actually helping, they put on the "Grunty Face" and just look like they are lifting something, and they are of no help.
Comon Derek, Help me lift, dont pull a grunty face on me.
by Thirty Seven February 4, 2010
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Shot-faced

Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
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faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010
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Brad face

An emotionless face that is made when one or a group does not want to tell a specific person what their plans are in order to make sure that that person does not show up.
Person talking to group: So this weekend we are going to go to... Oh shit, brad face.
Brad: Whats going on?
by Kuhanten September 1, 2008
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Yo Face

This can be used in any context at any time. It's the ultimate comeback when you can't think of any other better ones. LOL!
Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: Yo Face

Q: What's that thing that cat's eating
A: Yo face
by Falcon2001 February 27, 2017
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slap on the face

Aw, that's a slap on the face.
by Nabeel, January 17, 2008
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Maser Face

The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".
Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!

Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
by DMNtrotter December 9, 2010
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