5-second rule 

A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.

Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)

5-second rule by Happy Jam July 29, 2011

5-Egg Omelette 

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

5-Egg Omelette by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011

5 minute rule 

Time you should wait before interjecting your opinion when walking up on two (or more) people in a conversation.

John and Fred were talking about Gun control, and Mike walked up and said that "Obama is going to take your guns away", but if he had waited 5 minutes he would have known they weren't talking about gun control at all, but how to shoot a gun. John says, "5 minute rule" and then everyone understand, he shouldn't have gotten into this conversation at this point. (And looked like an idiot).

5 minute rule by Xman2013 March 5, 2013

5 minute man 

A nigga that can only last 5 minutes in bed, He cums too quick

So we were fuckin' and all I know is he stopped 5 minutes in and shit, he got off and I was like what the fuck?! 5 minutes my nigga really?!
"Bitch you got yo self a muthafuckin 5 minute man XD oh my gosh this is so fuckin' rich."

5 minute man by Beautyfadesdumbisforever! September 19, 2016

5 fingers up 

The 5 fingers symbolizes the 5 Pillars of Islam.

"Why is he holding 5 fingers up dawg?"
"MasyaAllah, that's a fellow brother in arms."

5 fingers up by Karkun Amir May 28, 2022

5 minute rule 

A variation of the 5 second rule, which dictates that food dropped into an awkward or uncomfortable place is still edible if retrieved within five minutes. Often conceived to be a more chivalrious instead of just plain ol' disgusting, especially if a man retrieves food dropped by a woman and eats it himself, replacing her loss with something that didn't touch the floor. It is also a more applicable rule than the 5-second variation when the moment of dropping the food is particularly ironic and demands a short pause for the appreciation of the twistedness of the world.

1.
Girl: "No! I dropped my Mars-bar behind the computer desk! T_T"
Boy: "Here, have mine, I'll invoke the 5 minute rule." Boy proceeds to fish the Mars-bar, and emerges victorious after a few minutes of shuffling under the desk.
2.
Dropper: "...so I was late to get up, my car was stolen, when I got to work my boss said not to come in if I can't get there in time, and-- here I go, dropping my sandwich on the floor. Perfect." Dropper stands still for a moment before picking up the sandwich.

5 minute rule by Exapno Mapcase May 18, 2007

5 March 

Suck a dick day

I like dicks on 5 March

5 March by Lillie Wright November 9, 2019