utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.

Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

by bonebrake22 June 24, 2008

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.

“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”

by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023

Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.

I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

slap it easy

A more polite way of telling someone to F off or can be used as a way to dismiss something/someone…Originated in the Bronx, NY

Boogie: My landlord keeps asking me for the rent even though it’s not due until next week
Pasquale: Just tell him to slap it easy and he’ll leave you alone

by The Bronx Boyz February 24, 2023