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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
mugGet the Maal Monkeysmug.

Monkey

A dark skin person, or, a monkey. Also known as a coon.
Used to describe a stupid nigger that you absolutely hate.
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.
Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!
by Storm18X April 30, 2011
mugGet the Monkey shit crazymug.

Sea Monkey Stampede

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.
by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023
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loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.
Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.
by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015
mugGet the loose monkeymug.

Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls
by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021
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monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
by KiKo513 January 1, 2014
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