turquoise monkey 

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up

"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"

turquoise monkey by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021

Nokia monkey 

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

Nokia monkey by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

Porch Monkey 

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

Porch Monkey by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Chunky Monkey 

A chunky monkey is when you shove a banana in a fat chicks ass and she shits it out in your mouth.

Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks

Chunky Monkey by Cookingwithpoo September 26, 2021

gas monkey 

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk

bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey

gas monkey by moosseess September 29, 2021

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

Glass monkey by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

chunky monkey 

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

chunky monkey by Zookie man October 3, 2021