Don’t do it

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Me: “Just don’t do it”

Friend: “that’s wrong”

Me: “don’t-“
Friend: DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT

by Yo bish June 22, 2019

Doing a Goodman

Making extravagant and wildly inaccurate or inopropriate claims.

Statements such these would be considered doing a Goodman.

‘I’m the people’s champion’

Or

‘I’m in the top 3’

Or

‘People mistake me for a fitness model’

by Caldorini March 20, 2019

doing the digital

the act of inserting fingers or "digits" into the vagina, see fingering

i was doing the digital with your mom last night and i got 5 fingers in with room to spare!

by scotty deets September 2, 2008

Do Coffee

The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.

Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.

by biff't it January 28, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already

"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023