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absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.
its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys
by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025
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MONKEY

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by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022
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clay monkey

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013
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monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob October 6, 2008
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Monkey

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.
by bonkobi December 6, 2020
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ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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