Crème De La Penis

Prestige Version of cum

swallow my crème de la penis.

by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

Penis

A sexual toy that someone named Noah likes to use a lot

Penis is so good for I

by PENISLOVER669 February 16, 2018

Penis Thresholder

The sexual act of your girl tying a piece of fishing string as tight as possible around the penis head. The penis, over time will lose blood circulation and fall off. Your girl then will take it, cook it into a meal for you and then eat it.

Guy 1: why are you holding your crotch?
Guy 2: my girlfriend is doing the whole "penis thresholder" thing.

by obsidianmoon February 8, 2021

Penis wincole

When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative

Billy:Did you smash

Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole

by Portable_seth May 26, 2018

Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

small penis

something that sami knows

“Hey im sami i have a small penis”

by loltitswhatomgyes November 21, 2021