Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

Monkey ball

Another word for basketball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball

by Rigurousally May 10, 2018

Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

overdeveloped monkey

A human

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!

by Some gay rat December 1, 2020

The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex

They did the monkey and it smelled

by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018