monkeys

monkeys are the best animal ever there are sped

monkeys are sped

by sawggggggggggggggg January 25, 2022

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Monkey

You.

You are a monkey.

by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022

Black Monkey

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys

Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."

Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"

Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."

by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

Space monkey

A practice usually done in mental hospitals in which the participant crouches down, hyperventilates, then springs up on their feet whilst simultaneously holding their breath, causing a breif seizure due to lack of oxygen

“Hey, do u wanna play space monkey?”
“Nah man, that shit causes brain damage”

by Cra-z-8 July 18, 2023