friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.

She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?

friend or faux? by Monkey's Dad October 6, 2020

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friendamily

Friends that are considered family.

I thought she was my friendamily, turns out she's more of a frenemy, telling secrets and spinning lies.

friendamily by Radience2 October 8, 2020

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Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

Friend-Simping by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

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friend group

A group of friends. there will be two white ones abs two brown ones. the white ones will have another group without the brown ones. they will be racist to the brown ones.

my friend group is nice

friend group by bananamonkey 69 October 17, 2020