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by 69669696969 April 29, 2022
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Fortitudinal Penis-ramming

Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.
"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."
by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024
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poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped
Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.
by averagexeno May 5, 2020
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Penis

A body part most commonly on a male. I don't really know why people like them though, cause they're just soggy carrots. No one likes a soggy carrot.
"Ick. Look at this soggy carrot."
"It reminds me of a penis."
by Emerson Bruh May 6, 2021
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Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
“Girl im licking penis tonight
“Gurl you lucks asf”
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
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bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.
The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
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