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purple headed turkey neck

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
by Dylan January 10, 2005
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Bald Headed Psycho Bitch

B.H.P.B. for short. Bald people are generally psycho looking anyway and if you need to rip on them, they probably are being a bitch about something.

It's an excellent description of a bald person that allows you to avoid the public outcry from making fun of a person for being just 'bald'. Bald people tend to be sensitive about their follicle-challenged noggins and resent the use of the word 'bald'. However when used as part of a much more detailed description, it becomes acceptable to society.

Only to be used on people that choose to shave their heads or have to because of male/female pattern baldness.
Jimmy, you bald headed psycho bitch, quit pissing me by slurping those slurpies.
by turkeh November 26, 2010
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purple headed womb ferret

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!
by Joe April 14, 2004
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Head ass nigga

Braden of the Roberts family is a head ass nigga all he does is be extremely white and a feen . Also he says he's on his way but really he's smokin his .2 in the corner somewhere
by Denzel Saucington April 16, 2019
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Baked Bean head

ha ha ha look at that baked bean head!

she has head like an actual baked bean!
by slagabag August 19, 2011
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Double Headed Trouser Snake

Hey girl lets have some fun

hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??

FASHO'!
by huge caaak March 20, 2010
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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