Quazi-Fuck Face

A human being of the female gender who has a face that looks like it has been through at least four face fucks.

Your mother!
Your girlfriend!
Your Wife
All Quazi-Fuck Faces your sisters only a Semi-Fuck Face though!

by Dave T October 31, 2003

Digital black face

Just another way racist black people project onto all modern white people cause they have no one left to sue and don't actually want equality by putting racism where it isn't by falsely accusing all white people who share images, memes or any kind of media that depicts a black person weather it's about race or not.

I can't believe cancel losers have stooped to such a low level of calling a photo of my black friend I posted on social media digital black face, no wonder actual racists who need to change refuse to listen to arguments against racism.

by 36368876 March 27, 2023

Norwegian Face Tattoo

The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.

"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."

by Maxypad9 November 9, 2012

smell my face

In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.

I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!

by richardc May 30, 2006

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005

Face Crack

Appropriate name for the insidious FB.

While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.

by ToWitUntoWit February 7, 2014

Butt-Sex-To-The-Face

A term used to describe the act of firing a heavy caliber round of an explosive weapon directly into someone's face at point blank range.

Quick! Give that vampire-bastard Butt-Sex-To-The-Face!!!

by HanpanX May 19, 2003