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Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.
by A Free Man February 17, 2022
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Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.
Wow! Look at her lady penis!
by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022
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Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022
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Pickled Penis

The result of the act of leaving your penis inside of her over night immediately following coitus. Usually unplanned due to you being way too drunk to roll off of her and rarely due to the fact you’re way too tired because you wore it out three time prior. The end result is a pampered and supple dick that has taken on a refreshed glow, akin to that of one experiencing a day long spa treatment of sauna treatments, exfoliation, massage and meditation.
Bruh. Jessica is so fucking hot, last night I totally drained my balls inside of her and passed the fuck out! This morning I woke up still inside of her..Dude, I pulled off the pickled penis…hahaha, Dude, my cock looks and feels AMAZING! Wanna see?
by ChA.D.D. March 5, 2022
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Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.
He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.
by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022
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Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people
Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight
by XnippleheartsX March 23, 2022
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pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
by greninjolo March 26, 2022
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