crodie nut

crodie nut is someone who is willing to nut anywhere they want like a crodie nut gerb

stop being such an ass you crodie nut

by dracosldie December 21, 2024

No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.

Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November

by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023

deez nuts

just deez nuts

see deez nuts oh yeah

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 4, 2019

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

Nut Knot

A hairstyle similar to the top knot or man bun but the guys ball sack has an undercut with part of the pubes tied in a knot.

Can also be worn as a Mercan Nut Knot with artificial pubes.

Adam where did you get your Nut Knot done, it's a real fashion statement.

Careful taking a squat you Nut Knot is dangling on the ground.

Adam your alopecia makes your sack look like a bald Danny DeVito you should get a Mercan Nut Knot to jazz it up

by EvLovesGoldenRivets June 2, 2021