The feeling you get when you eat a scrumptious frozen snack straight out the freezer. It's the kind of frozen snack that people respond with "Why are you eating that frozen!!?" Yum.
by Lollipopcicle January 11, 2012

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.
Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!
by Father Jake September 14, 2017

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

A southern delacasy. First you take a girl out to a Braves game. Whilst watching the game, continue to buy her beers. After her seventh or eighth beverage, she should be hungry enough for such a traditional meal as the slaw dog. Buy her two on the way home. When you get home and she sucks your dick, throat fuck her. When she starts to gag, you punch her stomach hard enough so that that she pukes up the hot dog and slaw all over your cock. When that happens, without hesitating, start fucking her. If performed correctly, she should have chunks or hot dog and slaw oozing from her vag.
"She thought she was just going to have a nice day at the game, but when I saw how drunk she was getting, I couldnt resist the Dirty South Slaw Dog!!"
by The Southeatern Semen Sampler April 5, 2009

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.
If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something
by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011


by ZacsPenny February 24, 2004
