Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

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Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori

Bitch you do dicks

by Lee Lucius October 9, 2016

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Do a ovk server

- “qaizy: wtf henry ur music taste is ass ban him”
- “henry: na what r u on abt ts is so good what”

“Do a ovk server” is where people make a discord server and needs full succession with making it have 1k such as making the channels good or bad, it’s technically okay

by iheartsnow2024 April 14, 2024

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make do

The illiterate Tool's incorrect and illogical version of "Make Due".

I want to take Extasy but will have to make do with Acid.

by I know what I'm doing December 17, 2020

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doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 3, 2024

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