Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025

Lobby then jack

Go drinking with your friend, Max

“Let’s lobby then jack”

by Awacswarrior October 25, 2020

Jack

Jack is the most sexiest man on planet earth. He’s the type of guy to squat 500 pounds, and then fuck your mom right after. He rlly is the shit.

OMG I’d let Jack hit

by Bigassjack June 9, 2023

jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Jack

Great guy, huge bush

“Yo is that jack”- Davis

“The guy with the huge bush?”- Clay
“Yeah him. He’s a great guy!”

by FuckinJacksMom November 23, 2021

Jack

A male that walks around and can be noticed by his large cube head. He also known to be a predator and get touchy in a tight space.

That guys got a massive head.
He's such a Jack

by Dogra April 21, 2022