penis yoga

The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
by strangest.things August 26, 2015
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Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
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Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).
Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.
by Shiine-1 December 07, 2024
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penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
by tthomamho January 07, 2022
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Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
by Broman memedude April 06, 2023
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Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas
ohh look there is Penis-man
by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020
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