adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
by GrandDad November 24, 2009
Get the Turkey Faced mug.A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
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by Pill Nye the Thizzle Guy January 25, 2009
Get the Google Face mug.by Pussymaster69420bushblazed9/11 April 19, 2016
Get the face in ass mug.1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.
2. A mouth.
2. A mouth.
1:
Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?
Guy2: Its a face taco.
2:
Guy1: Shut your face toco.
Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?
Guy2: Its a face taco.
2:
Guy1: Shut your face toco.
by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012
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1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew.
2) Any time Facebook commits an error.
3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.
1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew.
2) Any time Facebook commits an error.
3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.
My phone just went off, it better not be you updating your Facebook! Oh crap, it is you. I got FACE-BAGGED!
I updated my status on my phone like an hour ago, you never got it?! Man, I got FACE-BAGGED!
Oh this is so cool, I gotta put this as my status. What?! You already did!!? I got FACE-BAGGED.
I updated my status on my phone like an hour ago, you never got it?! Man, I got FACE-BAGGED!
Oh this is so cool, I gotta put this as my status. What?! You already did!!? I got FACE-BAGGED.
by LuvMyBug July 31, 2011
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Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.
Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.
Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.
by M.V.D. September 25, 2011
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