penis pilgrimage

a trip or vacation one takes with the intention of meeting up with or visiting someone in order to get laid
Joey paid for Sarah’s bus ticket. She’s going all the way to Boston on a penis pilgrimage.
by Beavcoonn January 08, 2018
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Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
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Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
by Denzel Curry July 24, 2022
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Romans penis

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
by helloO!!! June 06, 2024
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Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.
The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.
by Mike_73 May 23, 2022
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Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 15, 2022
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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020
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