slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility

“woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”

by GreenYogaBalls May 22, 2023

nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.

Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."

by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023

Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit

Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3

by WeaveEater May 25, 2023

Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.

I love eating a good left nut!

by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023

Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing

That dude is such a fuck nut.

by Fuckname May 25, 2023

Deez Nuts

A males body part in the lower torso area.

Ex:

Billybobby: Look at deez nuts!

Bob: Yummy!

by Imaginedragondeeznuts1234 May 26, 2023

Deez nuts

Something to say to interrupt a conversation and make people laugh, or just randomly say whenever.

Andy: Hey did you here about the"
John: Deez nuts?

by Manden56 May 28, 2023