Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 May 11, 2018

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 September 26, 2016

the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls

I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over

by Crazy porncougar November 07, 2021

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 21, 2013

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022

salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 08, 2024