The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.
Deez nuts.
"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023
Get the Deez nutsmug. by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021
Get the No nut Novembermug. by Daisy Doright June 22, 2019
Get the Crone nutmug. Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
Get the deez nutsmug. A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
Get the poo nut babymug. OH YOU FUCK-NUT
by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025
Get the Fuck-Nutmug. When you cum on the girls pussy and rub her pussy with your big toe and spread your cum like butter on her pussy. Then as your fucking her your penis will have a golden look to it like butter does
by Ketchup in a jar December 5, 2017
Get the Nut buttermug.