jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

jack c

very strong and muscular, basically michael phelps.

jack c is so muscular and attractive

by big buff man May 30, 2023

THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background

"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude

by Direwolf January 26, 2023

Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games

Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit

by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018

Jack

My name

Jack is vsry smart!

by anonymous June 29, 2021

Jack Lemon

Jack Lemon is a type of person to dribble at all times including when smoking a fag.

JL - Would you like twos on this fag?
Tom - Are you mad?

JL - what do you mean?

Tom - You dribble more than a teething baby! Bloody Jack Lemon

by Banchoodgang November 20, 2020

jack

one of the fittest nicest most wonderful boys you will ever meet!he is so kind and caring and will treat you wonderfully

look at that boy he’s so fit ….well of course that’s jack

by ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh;) June 30, 2021