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Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 29, 2022
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Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.
I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.
by Blazer426 June 11, 2025
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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No Nut November

No Nut November is cancled this year due to COVID-19, all men may be doing there deed free of worry this year.
Hey Simon no Nut November is cancled because of that COVID-19.
by Lenis November 1, 2020
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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
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