Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.

I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

by Calm in sense January 30, 2024

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?

The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.

by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023

George dinner time

Associated with a time in the evening between 20:00 - 20:30 when George finishes his dinner.

"When are we meeting?"
"Just after George dinner time"

by CircumstantialSasquatch December 7, 2023

Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023