Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
Get the monkey liarmug. When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
Get the Monkey Brainmug. Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass
by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021
Get the Ass monkeymug. When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
Get the Sea monkeysmug. A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……
Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey
by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023
Get the Spud Monkeymug. A truck driver.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021
Get the wheel monkeymug. by THEHABIBI December 27, 2023
Get the albino monkeymug.