Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.

harrys penis could block out the sun

by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021

small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 19, 2021

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 22, 2021