Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)
“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”
(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)
by Reyzor December 18, 2019
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Get the One week wonder mug.When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
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1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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