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it's gon' be one 

If he don't pay back that $20! It's gon' be one!
it's gon' be one by Dannie June 6, 2003

old orange one

If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.
I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.

Off On One 

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.

To do one's own thing.

To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.

James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
Off On One by mr. duffy March 7, 2010

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

guinea pig of one's own demise 

what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.
Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.

In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.

(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")

Def Con One 

Def Con One is a heavy metal band, that contains 4 members. They're not the most popular of all bands, but they hold good music, and they are very talented. The lead singer sings at home, and made his girlfriend a song for valentines day, witch is one of the best songs i've ever heard, but he has not made it into an official single, witch his kids are hoping he one day will do. They are all great members and the bands music is really great. 10/10 for effort.
Adrian:Have you heard of Def Con One?
Stephan:Yes, signed to Scarlett Records?
Adrian:Yes, their music is great and the members are very nice and genorous.
Stephan:I know, i would love to meet them, their family must be so proud.
Def Con One by amy1237 August 7, 2012