Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

November Nut n Strut

The act of a woman taking a load in her pussy during no nut november and walking around leaking his semen while at his family dinner.

I defeated the no nut November with the November Nut n strut to win the sorority holiday tradition.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

nut in the soup

An invitation to anal sex

Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way

by VariableY May 18, 2018

Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021