by BrosephJr August 21, 2018
Get the Crack open a cold one with the men mug.When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral
Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude
by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018
Get the Cry one out mug.by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
Get the one hand date mug.A code phrase used to describe the presence of a girl that has sex with guys in order to get pregnant and collect child support for the next eighteen years. Can also describe a situation where a guy has potentially impregnated one of these girls.
Code one eight, man. Jessica thinks she’s pregnant and she says she doesn’t want anything to do with me.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019
Get the Code one eight mug.To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019
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Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
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