big headed bitch lover

a person who only likes big headed bitches

Braylon is a big headed bitch lover he loves his big heads!

by rascals October 24, 2019

Burst my brain/head

A Nigerian phrase used to express great surprise or shock that leads to confusion.

“I can’t believe Ayo slapped his father, the thing just burst my brain/head!”

by A Reigns November 16, 2020

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Rug headed panty snatcher

Usually used to describe a 7ft tall man with a bad haircut and a fetish for female undergarments

"Fuck off Lewis you rug headed panty snatcher"

by Ruggalini February 22, 2021

double-headed prawn (dhp)

describes wimminz with bad heads AND bad bodies
this is infinitely worse than being labelled a standard prawn

dhp for short

bro1: she's the worst... never smiling... never says hello
bro2: she thinks she's so good just because she has a good body... but she's a prawn
bro1: she's worse than a prawn, she's a double-headed prawn (dhp)

by mazouie September 12, 2013

The chinesse fat headed fuck

When a nasty moufucker strips down fully naked and puts penut butter all over his body and lays on the carpet so his dog can lick it all off him. apparently this is sexy. Fucking asians

Im the chinesse fat headed fuck! now suck my dick OSCER OSEER

by Jerimaih Yao May 29, 2012

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011