you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R August 9, 2016

letting his dogs out

Romancing the bone.

I heard this in reference to a high-school student who successfully romanced one of our teachers. The explanation I was given is that she was “letting his dogs out”, which I took to mean exactly what you would think. And bless her, she must have known the best way to his heart, because they both got married within a year.

by For The Night March 20, 2016

The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high

The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.

by NubQueen November 25, 2020

A big fat mad dog

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce

Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

mac-n-dog sandwiches

Mac and cheese with sliced off hot dogs in a sandwich. It's the most delicious thing in existence.

Yo, mom can I get a mac-n-dog sandwiches before I leave?

by fakeralsoof October 1, 2020

junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 28, 2017