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Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires
"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"
by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022
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fake friend

a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019
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just be friends

The act of having friends.
A: They are such a nice friends
B: Yes! It's so nice to just be friends with someone
A: I wish I had friends too
by Patric Peterson February 9, 2020
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Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐Ÿ’ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ‘€
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐Ÿคข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐Ÿ˜”"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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Fairweather friend

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021
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Friend

Shauna lee a vibrant individual with a big heart; her affectionate and loving nature makes her a cherished friend. She is also very beautiful.
She has a passion for taking selfies and pictures, capturing moments with joy. Known for her straightforwardness, she embodies the qualities of a loyal and genuine friend.
Friend 1: Yes i love being her friend

Stranger: Why
Friend 1: Because she is a very loyal person
by Heslals November 20, 2023
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friends

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends
by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021
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