Friend

Something you will not have and never will.

I do not have a friend to talk to.

by Worthless Slave May 28, 2018

Make friends with the drain

When you have to puke in the middle of a track workout, so you puke in the drain on the sidelines.

Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.

Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.

by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

The Freedom Friends Podcast

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.

The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!

by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021

MUNGI FRIENDS

amazing people that are so cute and pretty and deserve the world to mungi we have gabe ana honna and nya there so cool get freinds like them

hey you see mungi friends over there we need to be like that

by mungi™ April 26, 2021

National kiss your tall friend day

I know what we should do we should kiss our tall friends day especially cause there hot.

“Let’s kiss our tall friends day”

A: look it’s B
C: so what

A: kisses B

C: why’d you do that

A: it’s National kiss your tall friend day

by Willllllywobker September 2, 2022