Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.

Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX June 17, 2019

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.

Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.

It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.

by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022