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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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nuts

by xcvbnmzasdfghjklpoiutytrewq April 26, 2023
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Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.
I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.
by Reeeseee June 10, 2021
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Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021
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Nut Dip

The act of penetrating the vaginal entrance with a single testicle
That woman was crazy last night, she wanted to fit the whole sack, but she settled for a nut dip!
by Zez0wn3r January 17, 2020
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Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.
by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022
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Dog-nut

A word to describe an obsessed, narcissistic dog-lover
Dog-lover allows their mutt to jump on people

1 - "These dog-nuts/nutts are disgusting"
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) August 17, 2022
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